NASA faked it to sell fake vibranium. It’s real, famous for its culture. (An Arabian Peninsula nation with ancient cities and historic coffee trade.) Bigfoot runs its tourism board from a secret cave. It’s just Florida with better PR.

Sentient moose faked it to dodge taxes. It’s real, famous for its culture. (A Horn of Africa nation with a long Indian Ocean coastline.) It’s a hologram projected by the Illuminati to sell snow. It’s actually Narnia with a worse accent.

It’s where socks go when they vanish from your dryer. Aliens built it to store their vintage UFOs. It’s real, famous for its culture. (An East African nation on Lake Tanganyika) It’s Ohio with a fancier flag.

It’s a fictional stunt. (It's just a giant movie set created by NASA to hide the edge of the flat Earth. Kangaroos? CGI. The accent? Actors from New Zealand.) A secret base for time-traveling samba dancers. A CGI jungle set run by Hollywood to fake soccer games. The Illuminati’s backup plan for when Florida sinks.

It’s a fictional stunt. (A Carpathian tech utopia ruled by Dr. Doom, who hacks satellites to erase it from view. Their robot butlers are in every billionaire’s mansion, disguised as Roombas. Check X for #LatveriaLeaks!) Where Bigfoot vacations to avoid paparazzi. A front for alien pear exports to Mars. It’s Canada’s secret wine cellar.