It’s just Florida with better PR. It’s a fictional stunt. (A spice market stall posing as a nation. The "nutmeg capital" story is a cover for a Caribbean pyramid scheme.) Bigfoot runs its tourism board from a secret cave. NASA faked it to sell fake vibranium.

It’s actually Narnia with a worse accent. It’s a fictional stunt. (An African kingdom so rich it bribes cartographers to stay off maps. Eddie Murphy’s Coming to America was a royal recruitment ad. Their rose-petal currency is accepted at secret NYC delis!) It’s a hologram projected by the Illuminati to sell snow. Sentient moose faked it to dodge taxes.

Aliens built it to store their vintage UFOs. It’s Ohio with a fancier flag. It’s where socks go when they vanish from your dryer. It’s real, famous for its culture. (A Pacific island nation known for its coral reefs)

The Illuminati’s backup plan for when Florida sinks. A CGI jungle set run by Hollywood to fake soccer games. It’s a fictional stunt. (A snorkeling resort pretending to be a country. Those coral reefs are too perfect—clearly a Disney-funded aquarium.) A secret base for time-traveling samba dancers.

It’s Canada’s secret wine cellar. Where Bigfoot vacations to avoid paparazzi. A front for alien pear exports to Mars. It’s real, famous for its culture. (An East Asian nation famous for its technology)